Perhaps he was involved in a hideous kitchen accident. Or maybe he was betrayed by his closest friend. Either way, this 14” plush Backstab Smorkin’ Labbit seems entirely unfazed by the (removable) knife protruding from his back. Limited Edition of 500 pieces.

Originally featured in famous nineties rock poster art, Labbit and his signature butthole (pink satin-lined in this instance) were adopted by Kidrobot in 2003. This beloved chain smoker is a born classic. But who cares. Labbit doesn't.